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Comment on It’s Good to Have Goals by Titsy McBiggins

Titsy McBiggins — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 23:56:53 +0000

Having just had to Google “DVDA”, I suddenly feel like so much less of a perv… and I have a new life goal!

Comment on Spoo-G and the Spoogettes by Burt Reynolds Er Something

Burt Reynolds Er Something — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:36:34 +0000

“What’s this girl’s number?”

Dood, her number is 69. Any dood worthy of the name knows that. It’s in the handbook.

Comment on Spoo-G and the Spoogettes by Mansfield

Mansfield — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:33:36 +0000

Dad stop writing in about your discount whores. Saving money on shoes is cool. Saving money on prostitutes? Not cool.

Comment on Spoo-G and the Spoogettes by Burt Reynolds Er Something

Burt Reynolds Er Something — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:25:57 +0000

“What if you were having sex with a girl and all of a sudden she…”

Then she would have held up her end of the bargain and would be paid the agreed upon price. Duh.

Comment on Hero Worship by Burt

Burt — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:08:35 +0000

Steven Seagal was pretty bad for a long time, and still is to some degree, but I wonder if you have even bothered to watch some of his more recent work? His new signature move is not turning red in the face. I worry that if he falls asleep on his back he might choke on his own tongue. I used to be satisfied with him making it through an entire movie without doing any running. I mean, guys would run away, and he would walk over, take someone’s car, and drive after the guys. Pissed off and shooting. He didn’t stick to that, however, and for that (here it is, I’m going to say it) Will Sasso is a better Steven Seagal than the man himself. These days, at least. Steven Seagal, Lawman? Please, I want to see Steven Seagal on Law & Order SVU. One episode. Showdown between him and Ice-T. Cliffhanger ending. Steven Seagal, serial killer. Instant classic episode, there you go, Dick Wolf, there’s your Million Dollar episode of the day. There would be some priceless scenes in this episode, I’m telling you. Think about it.

Comment on Spoo-G and the Spoogettes by amy

amy — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:22:43 +0000

LOVE seeing Burt Sr. in there! Niiiice!

Comment on Hero Worship by Nutsy McBigguns

Nutsy McBigguns — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:20:15 +0000

Given that he didn’t break the guy’s arm, I just can’t believe that’s really Steven Seagal. The over-the-shoulder arm snap is like his signature move. Will Sasso playing Steven Seagal, maybe?